CANDY!!!

Candy is the best invention on the face of the planet. Just add sugar, artificial colors and flavors, and a catchy name, and you got the perfect way to get revenge on your kids for all the pain they caused you when they didn't have children. The best part about candy is it comes in bulk! Good for parties, Halloween, or teenagers with some extra cash (sucks for you mom!). Candy is also very delicious. With cherry, strawberry, blueberry, blue raspberry, apple, and Dum Dums thinking about making a bacon flavored Dum Dum, there is a flavor for everyone! So stock up on your favorite candy like nuclear war will break out tomorrow!